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Upgrade to Windows XP!

I was taking a look at prices for a new PC today (I’m thinking abut starting saving to replace my ageing desktop) and I noticed this blunder on the Dell website:

Upgrade to Windows XP

So… I’ve chosen Vista Business, and you think I should ‘upgrade’ to the previous version?

I’m sure all the Vista-haters will cynically cry, “Hah, XP is an upgrade, n00b, because Vista is teh suck”, to which I reply, “Eat my ass, you cynical, whingeing, amateurs.” I’ve been running Vista since July, and I wouldn’t go back to XP. Fact.

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High Contrast Mode stuck on in Windows Vista

We recently ran into a problem at with a few kids at school who had ‘accidentally’ activated High Contrast Mode in Vista by accidentally pressing Shift+Alt+PrtScrn, and couldn’t turn it off again. I say ‘accidentally’ because we’ve recently seen kids doing this to each other deliberately as this month’s Favourite Game of the Month™ (previous winners of Favourite Game of the Month™ include using a hotkey to rotate the screen so it is upside down, and vandalising Wikipedia).

High Contrast Mode is an accessibility feature in Windows that causes the desktop theme to switch off of Aero (or whatever is currently set) onto an almost completely black scheme with white text. It also disables the desktop wallpaper and changes the background colours of applications like Word to black, so it appears the user is typing white text onto black paper.

Despite repeated use of the Shift+Alt+PrtScrn shortcut, High Contrast Mode refused to turn off. Their desktop wallpaper did return, indicating that it was trying to switch out of High Contrast Mode, but not fully succeeding. Our students tend to have much of the Control Panel locked down (as I outlined above, the little bastards cherubs like to fiddle and break things), so the Control Panel applet to turn this off was not available to them, but even making it available and using the applet did not work.

I couldn’t find any mention of this via Google, and so it took me a little while to work out what was going on. I eventually traced this problem to an incorrect setting in the Registry. Here’s what it was, and how to fix it

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Filthy Lies

Well, that explains why the drive was reporting no space despite Windows Explorer telling me it was only half full…

ExplorerXP reports a file 47.8GB in size, but Vista seems to think it's zero bytes...

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Virgin Digital folds

Seasoned readers may remember my brief love affair with the Virgin Digital music download service, a love affair that ended when any semblence of working service disappeared for 3 weeks, then shortly after returning the entire system was ‘redesigned’ and stopped working entirely, then the bitch changed all the locks on the house and stepped on my blue suede shoes (OK, I made those last 2 bits up). Later in the year Virgin merged with serial fraudsters ntl, and I made resolute my decision to never give Virgin another penny.

With that in mind, imagine my glee when I got the following email today. this email today

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And that’s why we have power protection.

Massive thunderstorm over Reading between 18.50 and 19.30 today, with accompanying downpour. Despite having a UPS and surge protection in the house, I decided it would be for the best to power down our computer equipment until it was over.

Tesco computer failure 45 minutes later, we went to Tesco and found that they had not done the same. Every display of their overhead advertisement system throughout the store was now displaying a failed POST screen declaring that ‘System Boot Failed’ and asking for a valid boot disk to be inserted. All of the TVs in the electrical department were off too, except for a single solitary screen showing rolling static.

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